If you are scared of heights, don't go mountain climbing.

And, you can't play tennis with a bowling ball.

lolololol

dont go swimmin if you have no arms

Not forgetting that round tables are not square.

Cold baked beans aren't hot.

If you are going to rob a bank, wear a balaclava.

dont eat yellow snow

always shit on the english side of the bridge

The sooner we cut Wales off and let it drift off and sink the better

But at the end of the day, it gets dark.

The Turtles dont really live down the sewer

pennywise does..

lol @ at the end of the day, it gets dark

Don't touch what you can't afford

more than a handful is a waste (thanx to Kinky on that 1)

Shit stinks whatever

ur man wont get pubes in his mouth if u shave down there

it wont bleed if u dont pick it

puppies grow into dogs, that get old and die

money dont grow on trees, gel-head wigga skets do

a dogs just for christmas

that wasnt a tree trunk........that was your mums leg.

when alls said and done...theres silence...I guess

You cant teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach a new dog old tricks and pretend it was the first old dog i mentioned :S[2:30am, dont watch it]

she thinks shes the best thing since sliced bogey

keep ur friends close, and ur gatt even closer

ok Im out. any of u got some?

girls jus wanna have fun

all girls are ******s

w@nkers*

Vortex is a girl

if it aint legit..dont touch it.

If u sleep around ur a HOE!!

If u get paid, ur an employed HOE!!

just bounce

Just blaze

just do it

I AM PAEDO PAN!

michael jackson is mental

i shall kill all of u

i am whatever you say i am

what is real?

what is perfect?

Wot is Normal?

I am

how did i know that 1 was coming ?

why is the grass greener on the other side?

DOH !

Its not:eek:

Your best friend is YOU :yes:

Da grass on da other side is usually ur man's BEST MATE!!

o rite

ok **** that 1 then ...

AT THE END OF THE DAY ... YOUR A MUPPET (how many times ive heard that b4)

the sun gona come up 2mrw !

ur chances of winnin the lottery get better when u buy a ticket

Mark Fowler needs to die NOW

the grass is always greener on the other side, cos u cant afford to buy Miracle-Gro